So let’s say that in one week’s time you are going to be introducing your man-friend to your parents for the first time. And let’s also say that you haven’t introduced anybody to them since the year 2000. And you’re going to be making dinner. It’s spring, but the weather has been wintry; your man-friend loves your cooking, but he also has a prejudice against 90 percent of the vegetables in the world, and also you don’t want to make anything too heavy or or that takes too much attended cooking time.
In other words, what the fuck am I going to make for this dinner? Ideas?