I need to deal with a bunch of paperwork for the stupid committee of which I am chair. And I must grade. And I must stop being a slacker of a teacher. And I must deal with correspondence.
Problematically, what I would prefer to do, apparently, much in the way of teenaged girls, is to check my phone every 10 minutes to see if I have any new texts, gossip with my friends, and, when those teenaged options have been exhausted, obsess about a menu that I’m planning for this weekend (which is totally stupid because I know what I’m making and I know what ingredients I must secure to make what I’m making, so I’m not sure what it is I’m even actually thinking about).
Does this have anything to do with boys? This is what usually distracts (heterosexual) teenage girls.
so I’m not sure what it is I’m even actually thinking about.
You’re not sure? Really?
I think I’m sure what you’re thinking about!
Well, anon, it may have something to do with a boy, but I am hedging my bets. And Flavia, I am hedging my bets!
Dr. Crazy is BOY CRAZY! Are you doodling his name on your trapper keeper? HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
I have yet to doodle any names, but I have consulted various sources about astrological compatibility. Because I am 14 years old.